Sammyyoung 9 Stupid Answers for Stupid
Questions....
1. Someone calls you at 2:am in
the night and ask you "are you
sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl
then you start pulling her pants then she asks;
what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you.
3. They see you coming out of
the bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask are you going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and meet me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home
with a bunch of flowers and you
still asks him; ''are those flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's
you and ask; ''what are you
doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school
fees!
7. When people see you lying
down with your eyes closed, they
still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the
waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the
floor.






9. Are you reading this post?
Ans:....?
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