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MY GIRLFRIEND
My girlfriend told me last night that it's
over between us.
I thought about it and i found out that life
without her is meaningless, so I decided
to kill myself. I jumped from my reading table to my
bed but I didn't die, I went to the express
road and looked carefully before crossing
the road, nothing happened to me.
I drank 4 rubbers of lacasera with plenty
suya but nothing happened, I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the
seeds, yet I didn't see hell!
I proceeded to another level of
concoction. I prepared gizzard and
kidney sauce with strawberry juice and
lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened to me.
I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice
cream, still I didn't die.
I'm so worried now cause I just finished
eating fried rice with chilled maltina and
fresh fruit salad but nothing has happened to me.
I'm really upset right now.
Friends, what do I do? Should I try fried
plantain and chicken with fresh milk?
Will it work?
Advice me please, I'm waiting for your advice.


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